We all know laughter is the best medicine- lets stay healthy together.
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*Pandemic laughter*
• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.
• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever!
• Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.
• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
• Those complaining 2020 didn’t have enough holidays, what now?!
• I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!
• Could someone tell me if the second quarantine would be with the same family or we get to exchange?
• I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it!
• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them, how are you doing?
• My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up : “Stay Home!”
* I feel like a teenager all year long: no money in the wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded at home.
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