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Lighten the day on day 2 of Lockdown 2-

Updated: Jun 23, 2022

We all know laughter is the best medicine- lets stay healthy together.





*Pandemic laughter*


• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.


• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver...ever!


• Quarantine seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.


• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me. 


• Those complaining 2020 didn’t have enough holidays, what now?!


• I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!


• Could someone tell me if the second quarantine would be with the same family or we get to exchange?


• I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it!


• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it. 


• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them, how are you doing? 


• My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up : “Stay Home!”


* I feel like a teenager all year long: no money in the wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded at home.



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